Everything is garbage

I don’t want to be a Debbie Downer about this. And I really don’t want to be the one to have to say it. It brings me no joy to announce that it’s come to my attention that it may not actually get better. It may just keep on going like this….forever. It might be utterly utterly hopeless. Now I realize that I just went through a whole slew of hot tips and tricks for surviving - nay, for THRIVING - on this earthly plane. Unfortunately it seems that I was incorrect and everything is, in fact, garbage. You heard it here first. I’m so sorry for any inconvenience or confusion this may have caused. I am not offering any refunds. Good luck on your journey.